I need to freaking relax

This is what the world is telling me or more specifically what a great number of people in my life are telling me. What does that word really mean? Relax. Would they like me to dance with the wind and the birdies in a kaftan of some kind of like a paler, meaner pocahontas? It seems to me the only reason I would need to calm down is if someone or another has done something to work me into a state of mind other than relaxation and I'm not sure if thats my fault. So let me strike a deal with you, people who tell me to relax, you can deserve me being happy and breezy person I am when I'm not with you when you stop being so damn annoying and it is humanly possible for me to relax.


wow this makes me come off rather uptight doesn't it.....